:: Happy CNY! ::

To all whom visit this page...

Have a Happy New Year..

below are some of the funny SMS's that I've received so far:

1. Good Message for a Good Person from a Good Friend for a Good Reason at a Good Time on a Good Day in a Good Year. Gong Xi Fa Chai

2. Gong Xi Gong Xi. Earn more $ Make more $ Win more $

3. ><(((;> ><(((;> ><(((;> ><(((;> ><(((;> Five Gold Fish to wish you prosperity, wealth, good health, luck & happiness. Gong Xi Fat Chai

4.
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_/doggy\_
I sent my lucky doggy to be the 1st dog wishin you Happy Chinese New Year!

5. Days are too busy, Hours are too few, seconds are too fast, but there is always tim to send a sms to a precious Friend like you. Gong Hei Fat Choy

6. "Dog Dog Chiang", "Dog Dog Chiang" "Dog Dog Chiang Dog Chiang Dog Chiang Dog Chiang" May this year of the Wow Wow brings Good Health, Happiness & Prosperity

7. No more talk cock, it's year of the dog. Make sure you stay on the top. Otherwise you'll bleed alot! Gong Xi Fa Chai

8. Ayam pegi, Anjing mali, 'sueh' pegi, 'Ong' mali, Untong Hali Hali. Gong Xi Fat Chai to you and your family

9. Gong Hey Fat Choy!! May new year of dog bring prosperity, full stomachs, peaceful sleep, fufilling sex, smooth complexion, toned muscle & all other good things to you

Finally my personal fav..

10. May a 1000 dog fleas invade the 'ass' of the ones who fuck up your year & bless em with arms too short 2 reach 2 scratch 'it'. Have a great woof woof year!