:: Dating Advice - 2 :: (Re-published)

As promised... Here goes the guy part:

Don't worry, there are women you should be looking out for too. ALright, Like women that dress like damn sluts, you dont want to be affiliated with. If you can see more clevage than a plumbers ass don't get involved, it's just going to cause problems when you decide to become possessive and domineering over their life.

Also watch out for women that wear expensive jewelry. You know, the kind of bitch that has 15 different kinds of rings on each finger.

Women who have their own name tatooed on their own body. It's just stupid. Like are they really THAT stupid that they wake up in the morning and say "Oh my god! What's my name?" and they have to look at their ass in the mirror to find out who they are, "Oh that's right, I'm Amy." give me a break! You don't want to deal with women who doesn't know who they are.

Oh, and here is a good test when your window shopping, if they pull you by your arm to a jewelry window, smash their hand into the window and run because you don't want to deal with some money hungry bitch. (hahaha!!!.. just a suggestion.. think of it... it'll be funny!!)

My only pieice of advice to have a sound relationship is to leave each other alone. Don't be overly concerned. Don't try to dominate them, Let them be independent. Let them do what they want. You think you people can understand that? but yeah, there are some reasons to be suspicious. Like if your girl friend walks in the room with a condom on her head then you know you may want to ask a few questions... but other than that try to trust the individual. If it doesn't work out, you know what? Fuck them! Let them drop dead from some weird desease. And die.

You're better than that and you don't have to validate yourself through another person's life. Every individual is an island and can be an island. You do not need a signifacant other to live life. So stop seeking something that isn't there and move on.

~~ with background song playing ~~ "No Women, No Cry..." ~~