:: A REAL Joke ::

This actually happened to one of my friend!...

J goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of three, nine or 12, and asks which the young man wants. “Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s ‘the night.’ We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going out. And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky after that. Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack.” J then makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, J sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.”

J leans over to her and says, “You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.”

:: Random Thoughts ::

This life is filled will unexpected moments/happenings or whatever you might call it. In which makes life abit exciting to live in it. True?

Another thought, when someone broke-up with their love one.. we will somehow look for another new partner without all the bad points of the previous partner, somehow its funny we never realise that this happens again and again.. and also not realising that those good points of our previous partner that our future ones 'might not' have have.

Pls to anyone that's reading this... watch this movie called "Windstruck" (Korean) - starring Jeon Ji Hyun. Then watch "My Sassy Girl" (Korean also duh...) by the same girl. Watch it especially with your love one.. I bet they'll MELT!..

A good night to all of ya'll ..

:: Life of a CME ::

Okay.. as promised since eons ago, here goes:

Week 41 of Year 2004

Monday - Woke up: 10am, Meet up @ BSC by 12noon, Supposedly convoy to Port Dickson: Picked up Zul @ Sunway by 11am. Bought Subway Sandwiches for lunch, ended up in Chillis cause most of us couldn't make it on time and wanted to just drive alone. Delia, Ian and Zul was in my car. We left BSC and head on to Seremban Toll around 1+pm. Vijen called, din really know how to go. Waited at Shell after the toll. Met up with them around 2pm. Reached PD Guoman Resort @ around 3++pm. After checking in our rooms, meeting was called at 430 @ Ocean Cafe, Ultra dance practice right after meeting until probably 7++. Dinner served at Ocean Cafe and the night goes on till late with drinkin' n chatting.

Tuesday - Rude awakening @ 8am. Training starts @ 9am, not good.. everyone is still tired from last night. Suprisingly everyone was not bored of the training proly we had had breaks in between ... loads of breaks actually and food!.. Training ends at around 6pm. Ultra Dance practice again.. before training starts and after training. phewwww.... tiring like hell.. Team Building activities was held, we played dodgeball.. in the swimming pool.. FUN! The night ends the same with drinks and card games and PS2 and drinks again.. Together with the Dunhill Team.

Wednesday - Not so nice again.. cause slept late wakes early @ 8am again... i was really late.. 830!.. din even had chance to eat bfast. Training starts @ 9am again.. all the way till 6pm. This time.. not a single one of us relaxed, I especially had to drive home from PD. Which i reached home around 8++ after fetching Delia home. All of us prepared to go Atmosphere as there's an event by Kent.. Benny Benassi. Reached home, Unpacked, Shower, Changed and I'm off to Atmos again. reached around 10+. Amaze by the crowd that showed up. Atmos was PACKED on a WED nite!.. Stayed on the night till around 2am.. TOO TIRED.. goonna diee.. went back home. Check email and contemplate on bloggin' and actually slept around 3++

Thursday - Meeting was called by our Directorssss Luciano, Christina and our agency people by 1030 on Friday. All CME must be at the office by 930 and today we're preparing for tomorrow's presentation. Chris went thru all 7 presentations with everyone to ensures we've dun make silly mistakes. Supposedly the meeting starts at 11am but because of we have to submit our regular forms such as:- Pack Placement, Consumer Insights, Guestlists & etc for the week. The meeting was held around 2pm which lasted till around 5++ also. For the K-Day O'hana Beach Party on coming Sunday, I'm in charge of purchasing the beverages.. and it's not funny. I have to buy like 70 crates of drinks = 1680 cans of Carlsberg, Coke & 100Plus excluding the cocktail: Sangria. Didn't have time for myself, I've even have to transport 30 crates in my car! Anyway, i then went home, shower, changed and off again!.. to work!.. Met up with few friends and drank quite a lot.. on the way home, stopped by police on the roadblock. There goes my RM60.. to tha ^(*$% cops..

Friday - Rushing all the way to GLT (Shah Alam's - BAT office). Reached office RIGHT on time 930! The directorssss was sharp also. All was present at 10am. The 7 presentations was presented till 2pm. Hunger, we've tah pau Coffee Beans sandwiches and eat while presenting. After the Presentation sessions we have our internal meeting between CME's and CMM's. till around 4++. Rushed to D'sara Heights for lunch with Jason Wong a.k.a Mah Yeh. by the time we've fininshed its' already 6pm. Went home, took an hour rest (pheww... finally), off to Passion/Poppy/Havanita for their Cafe Del Mar nite!!.. twas a great event! Best I've ever had that night!.. together with all my regular friends and not forgetting all ex-Nagarians Phoebe, Sue Lynn & Cyn.. Ends around 2++ while about to drive home. Noelle called to have supper at Fei Kai.. and finally reached home around 4++

Saturday - Woke up at 10am to go to Mines Beach Resort as all my beverages will be arriving around 11++. Waited till 12++ Finally arrives.. Was really tired and wished i have had more sleep. Meet up with Zul at BSC to purchase the mixers for Sangria which consists of Red Wine, Rum, 7-up, Orange Juice & Triple Sec. We purchased it to fill around 200pax for O'hana Beach Party, was quite funny cause we've actually bought every 1.5litres of 7-up there is in Cold Storage. Shopped till around 3+.. pheww.. thought I could go home and rest. When driving along Kerinchi heading home, Mabel called and asked what should we get for Kok Wah's engagement party tonite... I ended up de-toured to Mid-Valley and shop for a pair of champange glass and also a bottle of Veurve Cliqoue. It's already 6++ by then, and as Mr Lam's best buddy, I had to be at his place early. So didn't bother going home, I went straight to his house at Pantai and showered there. Also helping him preparing some beverages and entertainment before the guests arrives. The night went on till around 1030 and KW was pissed drunk. I head on to 'work' as I have to be at two places tonight .. Stopped by Passion around 11+ almost 12mn. Met up with Tuck & Gang.. Kelvin tag along as he hasn't been to Passion before. Luckily for me he was driving.. We actually head down to Velvet after that.. phew.. 8 bottles! 3 trays of 'sex on the beach' (1 tray consists of 20 shots)!! Mamak session after that @ Lotus Bangsar. The night ends when Kelvin dropped me off @ Pantai Hospital where I parked my car. I think it's around 5++

Sunday - Kent O'hana Beach Party is in my mind.. we've got smsses for us to reach the place by 12 noon! I woke up @ 10am and out of the house @ 1030am.. WHY? okay.. i was abit scared cause i heard EVERYONE bought water gun. So i've decided, I went to Toys r' Us in Mid Valley around 11am and Zul called to ask me to get another 2 bottles for the Sangria. Anyway, I think I set a record for myself in shopping that morning.. I bought: 1 water gun @ Toys R' Us, 1 pair of surfer shorts @ Quiksilver and 2 bottles of liqour @ Jaya Jusco. I was inside my car by 1130am. That's 30mins of shopping dude!!! Okay.. as I was on the way to Mines Beach Resort, I got stucked in traffic for almost 30mins! damnit! there's a agricultural show at the MINES exhibition hall.. Anyway, reached there at around 1pm. Didn't even bother looking for parking.. Jokeyed straight!!.. First thing in mind! Sunbathe!! ahahahahaha!!!!... around 3pm the party started!! now it's the time to use my water blaster!!! We've played till around 1030 in which i think it's one of the best Kent Party as yet.. with the horizon sunsetting while havin dinner. by the beach.. ahhhhh.. nice.
Had loads of fun and even the latecomers (due to unforseen circumstances): Stanley, Kevin Choy, Victor, Brandon, Kristy, Ah Dee was all there!.. not forgetting Joseph and his friend.. all was frenzy playing with water gun, ice water and also beer.. eww.. The night ended around 11.. I was extremely exhausted.. An invitation to Sri Neelas after that event which I had to reject it.. slept @ 12mn.. earliest of all the days in this week!

Now that's a wrap.. and who says' being a CME is damn relaxing!? Can Die here weiii....